There ’s always been a unsettling realness to Hot Toys ’ absurdly detailed figures . The ridiculousness of seeing such a graphic physiognomy in such a small scale is disconcerting . But then there ’s the times when such visages are n’t just wildly lifelike , but also tire their tiny little plastic eyes into your very mortal .
Based on Luke ’s new look for Star Wars : The Last Jedi , Hot Toys ’ latest 1/6 weighing machine offer submit the Jedi captain in exile with oodles of mysterious accessories , like a backpack of survival gear , a walking control stick , his Church Father ’s quondam lightsaber , and even a Porg , as well as all the alternate hands — gloved and ungloved — to hold them with .
But what the list of accessories does n’t recount you is that Luke also comes with another special feature : The power to gaze deeply inside your Congress of Racial Equality , and judge all of your life decisions as entirely amiss , dopy choices . Because , look at this human face .
This is the “ Son , I am disappoint ” of Hot Toys figures . Luke can see the light , he can see the dark , but he can also see everything you ’ve ever done in your life and he does not approve .
He ’s even doing it to Rey ! No one can arrest the judgemental regard of Hot Toys Luke Skywalker . He ’d in spades judge you for spending $ 228 on him when he releasesaround this clock time next year , too . And he ’d most definitely find you lacking .
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