An estimated 1,200 couples a year design to have their nuptials at aDisney theme parkor drop their honeymoon there . Thanks to the upcomingStar Warsnovel The Princess and the Scoundrel , we now screw thatHan Soloand GeneralLeia Organawere among them .
In a decision that I have to put on netted the Disney merchandising executive who thought of it a high six - material body bonus , Han and Leia will be spending their post - wedding vacation on the Halycon , a.k.a . theludicrously expensiveStar Wars LARP experience open soon at Walt Disney World in Orlando , Florida . Their vacation — which , surprisal , turns out to be a flake more grievous than ask — will be the matter of Beth Revis ’ upcoming novel . Here ’s the summary onStarWars.com :
“ Set just after the event of Star Wars : Return of the Jedi , the history get on the forest moonshine of Endor , where Han project in the lightness of the rebel triumph against the Empire . After a ceremony at the internet site of the triumph celebration at the remnant of the celluloid , the newlyweds quit for a honeymoon aboard the Halcyon starcruiser , the lavishness vessel at the heart of the young Star Wars : Galactic Starcruiser experience at Disney World Resort . In their most desperate 60 minutes , with the warfare still raging but the Empire nearing its last pant , the couple must outwit the purple remnant cling to baron . ”
Screenshot: Lucasfilm
This is head - boggling , even if you are n’t imagine Han and Leia taking the Millennium Falcon to Orlando . ( Technically , it ’s there . ) The melodic theme of Star Wars ’ greatest power brace taking a drive on the Galactic Starcruiser to hazard to be in Star Wars is an ouroboros of rabidity . Will they take part in the lightsaber preparation course of study ? Does Han have any desire to go to the “ bridge surgical operation training ” and would he be any good at it or are his flight skills inapplicable to crowing - ass space hotels ? Will he and Leia sit awkwardly in the prevention as the Twi’lek prima donna Gaia sings at themfrom three feet off ?
I kid , of course . They ’ll probably just fight the empire and have a great deal of sex . The real interrogative sentence is , will Gaia — or someone else — sing the “ Han Solo ” strain from the first time Han and Leia got married , back in the 1994 Expanded Universe novelThe suit of Princess Leia ? A song that , no one should ever draw a blank , goes as follow :
He ’s got his own planet ,
Although it ’s kind of wild .
Wookiees love him .
womanhood bonk him .
He ’s catch a winning smile !
Though he may seem cool and cocky ,
He ’s more sore than he seems ,
Han Solo ,
What a humankind ! Solo .
He ’s every princess ’s dreaming !
The Princess and the Scoundrel will become useable on August 16 . Our congratulation to the happy couple , at least until their Logos uprise up to become a liquidator and they part in clumsy misery .
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