The incredibly corny yet thoroughly gratifying 1993 action flick Demolition Man play off a disgraced LAPD officer ( Sylvester Stallone ) against a grave criminal ( Wesley Snipes ) in the year 1996 , and then again in 2032 , after they ’re thawed out of their cryogenic prison house . But their violent gripe is not nearly as enchanting as the future that awaits them — a pseudo - utopia that ’s flirt for laughter , but has felt more and more forbidding over the years . in earnest !
If you do n’t think of the picture , Stallone is Sgt . John Spartan , a “ eff the rules ” hombre whose maverick methods have earned him the nickname “ Demolition Man , ” has in the end cornered his bane , Snipes ’ platinum - haired psycho Simon Phoenix , a tearing criminal fond of come to to himself in the third soul as “ Simon says . ” In the result fiery melee , 12 of bodies are uncovered , and both men are held accountable for the massacre . Circa 1996 , this means they both get put on ice for decades , though their brains will be inundated with rehabilitation computer programing while they ’re in cryo - limbo .
This could be an fabulously cool set - up for what ’s to come , no pun intended . Even with Snipes ’ scene - chewing carrying into action , Marco Brambilla ’s Demolition Man could ’ve been a coarse-grained , future - noir tarradiddle of a disruptive fuzz suffer not just from guilt over his perceived role in the deaths of all those civilian , but also from the anguish of have his skull prodded with subliminal conditioning . And , of course , there ’s the fact that the earth as he know it has changed on multiple stratum : Fourteen years into his prison sentence , a massive temblor caused the Los Angeles area to morph into a straggle megalopolis with San Diego and Santa Barbara . The disaster also killed his married woman and , it ’s implied , his girl . Plus , there are nearly 40 years of technical advances to grapple with ( though somehow hoi polloi in this translation of 2032 do still require pay telephone set ) . reckon the angst . Imagine the mental confusion . conceive of the scene of Spartan looking upward , blazonry outstretched , roar into the abysm as rainwater drenches all of San Angeles .
But that ’s not the guidance Demolition Man takes . The movie is far less dour than that — and yet somehow , way scarier too . The future place setting of San Angeles is so weirdly and exactly conceived , in both aesthetic and timbre , that it ’s abide the test of time as Demolition Man ’s most typical element .
Thanks to the machination of the slippery Dr. Cocteau ( Nigel Hawthorne ) , the city is squeaky clean and criminal offence - free , though there is still a police force to employ chipper , symbolically - named Lenina Huxley ( Sandra Bullock ) . This not - so - courageous new world has illegalize everything “ grave , ” include engaging in kissing and non - VR sexual urge , drinking booze , smoke , eat on marrow and saltiness , listening to medicine that is n’t an ad doggerel verse , and so on . Even the English language has been sanitize , with ticket automatically issued any meter a curse word is uttered . And , in what are probably Demolition Man ’s two most memorable takeaway , every eating place has become a Taco Bell , and toilet newspaper has been supplant by three seashells — though how or why the shells are used is left tantalizingly inscrutable . ( Less - remembered , but actually pretty laughable : A facetious reference to “ President Schwarzenegger , ” a decade before the player actually became the Governor of California . )
This is a culture ill - equipped to handle the ilk of Simon Phoenix , who — despite his excessively farsighted list of offenses — is unfrozen for a parole hearing , and promptly break free after somehow knowing the password for his part - activated control . ( It ’s “ teddy bear , ” FYI . ) It ’s obvious that Dr. Cocteau ’s prison house - rehab computer program is the seed of Phoenix ’s wealth of useful cognition , as well as his inability to pull out the initiation when he has a blank shot ( using a gun he steals from a museum , where he take , har har , a Rambo joke ) at his mind - controlling puppeteer . But San Angeles is as ill - equip to handle John Spartan , the SAPD ’s only hope in becharm a villain who ’s essentially time - journey from the past . For this reason , he ’s bound early from his condemnation and quickly rejoins the force , leaving us to wonder — what ’s find to the rest of the world since 1996 ? Like , why ca n’t they call in reinforcement from somewhere else ? And for that topic , why ca n’t San Angeles ’ nonmigratory insurrectionist ( direct by a surprisingly well - cast Denis Leary ) pack up and , like , move to San Francisco or Portland ? How much legal injury did that great quake do , anyway ?
We never get a line the answers . But we do have a smashing time trailing Spartan and his raw partner Huxley , who ’s conveniently a sucker for anything from the 1990s ( include much senior cops ) , as they trace down Phoenix . Since everyone in San Angeles has become so complacent they rent their lord dictate every part of their lives and culture , a wake - up call is long overdue — and who better to give it to them than Spartan , who was the most badass dude around in 1996 . He ’s like a steroid - heighten extra - extra version of the lead character in Idiocracy , an modal clotheshorse who come alive up in a world so stunted that he ’s all of a sudden a brilliance . In a future of wimps , Spartan is butch times about a million , with a vintage car to howl around in and the stones to chomp down a burger made out of rat meat if the urge strikes . Fortunately for everyone , he ’s attached to get hold of down Phoenix rather of taking over the world .
While everything in Demolition Man is gift in a cartoonish manner , with gee - whiz scenes involving the SAPD that happen up funnily against the inexorable “ murder dying kill ” sequences ( and Snipes , at times , appear to be cackle his way through his own separate moving picture ) , the underlying content is still chilling . We see plenty of stories where the time to come is a decimated waste , with society unable to recover from some apocalyptic issue . In Demolition Man , the future is indeed annihilate — but instead of Mad Max - vogue desolation , it ’s a lush landscape painting trapped under an close veneer of wholesomeness . It ’s a version of Sion that seems dandy to its brainwash denizen , but the worst sort of prison house to the oppress . Staying cryogenically stock-still would actually be preferable to being subjected to all the effervescent horror of San Angeles . At least then , you would n’t have to last derision at not knowing how to wipe your butt with a seashell .
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