The Apple Store is down . Let ’s celebrate with Joel Johnson ’s “ Apple Store is Down ” Song dynasty , recordedwhile he was Boing Boing Gadgets editora couple of class ago . retard it outhere .
https://gizmodo.com/boingboing-gadgets-apple-keynote-song-the-apple-store-5014453
Lyrics are below , but if you want to listen Joel ’s catchy melodic line play out over some willy-nilly - generated ( and I mean random ) Apple keynote , press over to Boing Boing now .
Oh , you ’re still hanging around here for a glimpse of potential product announced at Apple ’s keynote later?Check out the tilt of rumors here . [ Boing Boing Gadgets ]
https://kotaku.com/what-will-apple-announce-at-their-music-centric-septemb-5621837
Apple Store Is Down
sound not make any plans today .
The Apple store is down ,
new shit is on its way .
A pad Mac or new SDK .
Does n’t matter,’cause it ’s Apple , As long as Steve lead wearisome in the tonic :
“ Had a great business year , our next achiever is clear .
CHORUS
But I have just one more matter to show before I disappear .
And I call back it ’s the most exciting thing that we are gon na plunge this class .
expand it ’s here . ”
take heed , Steve , my friends and I
have make up one’s mind that it ’s okay that you know ( whoa )
that we do n’t require for you to give out .
If it happened the stock certificate would flatten .
So if you go , go slow !
I need a new boat .
“ My hair is gone . I ’m grizzled hoar . Retire you ask ? Not today .
’cause I have just one more thing to show before I go away .
It might be the most important product that we ’re gon na launch this twelvemonth .
nosepiece : My caput is swimming ; my mouth is ironic . I hardly can conceive that I am desirable to be in this straining airfield .
’cause I want just one more matter to own before I evaporate .
And my life history needs one more affair to shine to tote up a little sunshine .
Oh give thanks god it ’s here .
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