TheFuelBand is deadbut who cares , really . Because who needs a fitness tracker that tells you how much you already feed ? Now , thanks to The Onion , we have Nike ’s new + Runlogic , which can order you exactly what you ’re running to hightail it .
Why do we run ? Is it a loveless matrimony ? A foiled don ? No friends ? + Runlogic takes excited readings throughout the Clarence Shepard Day Jr. and give them to an algorithm to find out just why you run .
And unlike the FuelBand , this young smartwatch will be able-bodied to give you detailed info about your running play in a full - color exhibit , right there on your wrist .
All put-on aside , I really kind of like the + Runlogic look . I ’d wear that as I sprint from my inner demons . [ The Onion ]
DataNike
Daily Newsletter
Get the best tech , scientific discipline , and polish word in your inbox day by day .
News from the future , redeem to your nowadays .
You May Also Like
