Whaddya mean Oktoberfest is already over ? How did I miss that ? The closing of September , really ? Well shoot , I ’m just gon na have to have a Bavarian Hoe Down of my very own . And these seven tool will help me do it .
Cinderella can have her slipper — that holds what three , four Panthera uncia of booze ? Psh , I ’m a boot mankind , myself , and my pet field glass footwear comes in a size four . That ’s four as in l — more than a Imperial gallon of beer — at a clip . $ 50
What , you want me to take just one beer to have one draught ? The 2010 Oktoberfest had 33 different brewer enter , and those were just the ones function in Munich . I can work through at least do an eleventh of that . $ 1600
Beer . Without brat . perfectly not . If I ca n’t grill my meaty - cased delight , I ’m ready them up indoors with a 1700 watt stainless - steel 10 - piece hot detent crimper set$185
Need assistance telling your Käfer Wiesn Schänke from your Nürnberger Bratwurst Glöckl ? Not trusted if a Schützen - Festhalle pairs well with Schweinshaxe ? iBeer Pro ’s 2,700 beer database will have you tell like a native Berliner . Just make certain to remember that ordering three beer involves the thumb . $ 3
It ’s polka . It ’s happening . Make your peacefulness with it . $ 9
Look , you could either breathalyze yourself before going home to verify you ’re safely under the demarcation line , or you could have the nice officer at the checkpoint do it for you and take your chances . $ 250
Oktoberfest is just another beer garden without the OOMPah , OOMPah , OOMPah , of a quality tuba . The YBB-641 may be made by the Japanese , but it ’s built in the German tradition and modeled after the other Meinl Weston models . $ 12,206
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