Being able to carbonate water in your own home is awe-inspiring . Not being able-bodied to inject the same witching bubble into every other liquidity you may get your hands on ? That ’s a drag . But no longer ! The SodaStream Mix isa new political machine that can bubblify non - water . Are you tremor with glee yet ? I know I am .
Before you get too too unrestrained , there are a few grab . First , the Mix does n’t actually come out until 2016 . Second , there ’s no price yet , and considering that water - only SodaStreams already get up to the $ 250 range , there ’s a good probability this will be prohibitively expensive for normies with a house of cards fetish .
Still ! I want one of these so bad . Not only for carbonating alcoholic cocktails and hard drink — the primary use - fount that SodaStream seems to be pushing — but also trying to SodaStream everything else . It seems like the Mix may be initially chained to carbonate only specific things based on pre - programmed recipe for cocktail in some dim app , but somebody ’s got ta jailbreak this thing , right ?
Here ’s my todo list for when they do :
Hot burnt umber
Hi - C Ecto - Cooler
A whole cubic decimetre of 5 Hour Energys
Tomato juice
fix juice
Mustard
Soy sauce
Coffee
compressed soda
Carbonated soda
Flat beer
Carbonated beer
Soup ( Clam Chowder ? )
Milk River
Spit
PEE ? !
Blood
Tears
milkshake !
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